Oh, I am so embarrassed!

Honest depictions of a silly lady's life. Touching on food, TV, internet dating, feminism, body image...
but mostly food and TV.

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kiss-distinctly-american:

abloodymess:

I was saving this for the big day, but I already know I am going to be way too busy to post this on Sat. morning. So, I am just posting it now.
So, my workweek and single hood are about officially over. See you guys on the other side. 

YOU FUCKING GO MARRY THE HELL OUT OF HER, MAN! ♡♡♡

Real talk: if someone ever deigns to marry me, i hope he psychs himself up with achewood strips.

kiss-distinctly-american:

abloodymess:

I was saving this for the big day, but I already know I am going to be way too busy to post this on Sat. morning. So, I am just posting it now.

So, my workweek and single hood are about officially over. See you guys on the other side. 

YOU FUCKING GO MARRY THE HELL OUT OF HER, MAN! ♡♡♡

Real talk: if someone ever deigns to marry me, i hope he psychs himself up with achewood strips.

Call for Men's Stories

bthny:

Nightmares do come true.

Oh gosh. FINALLY. I never knew what men were thinking or what they cared about and FINALLY I will know.

cerulean-warbler:

johnskylar:

lisa-maxwell:

kyrafic:

"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

Word.

Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.
After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.

Annie Fucking Oakley everyone

cerulean-warbler:

johnskylar:

lisa-maxwell:

kyrafic:

"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

Word.

Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.

After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.

Annie Fucking Oakley everyone

(Source: queenundomiel, via jerilinn)

hockeyplayerswithpets:

Kerby Rychel and his cat, Tempelton
(Source: @Krychs)

None of us will ever love anything as much as Kerby loves Templeton.

hockeyplayerswithpets:

Kerby Rychel and his cat, Tempelton

(Source: @Krychs)

None of us will ever love anything as much as Kerby loves Templeton.

sesamestreet:

As much as Cookie Monster loves cookies, he’ll gladly share his with his friends. Even if it’s his last one.

Pretty good definition of a friend, really.

sesamestreet:

As much as Cookie Monster loves cookies, he’ll gladly share his with his friends. Even if it’s his last one.

Pretty good definition of a friend, really.